Award-winning small batch indoor flower grown with love in living soil by humans who give a f*ck.

Tasting notes

Juicy tropical fruit, zesty lemonade, sweet grapefruit edge, soft cream finish.

Terpene profile

• LimoneneBright citrus, mood lift
• TerpinoleneUplifting energy
• CaryophylleneGentle body comfort
• LinaloolStress relief

Effects

Clear-headed, social, daytime · Easy going

Notes

Tropical, punchy, and uplifting. Guavanade combines guava sweetness with a citrusy zing that makes it feel like summer in a grinder. The high skews sativa with energizing, social, and clear-headed effects, making it a solid daytime choice for getting things done or enjoying outdoor activities. The terpene profile is led by limonene (bright citrus and mood elevation) and terpinolene (uplifting energy), with caryophyllene adding gentle body comfort and linalool providing stress relief.

Tasting notes

Savory, with peppery cheese and fruity citrus.

Terpene profile

• PinenePine forest
• CaryophylleneGasoline and pepper
• LimoneneCitrus
• MyrceneEarthy body
• HumuleneWoody hops

Effects

Body-heavy, evening, off switch · Send it

Notes

A GMO x Han Solo Burger cross that's as funky as it sounds. Donny Burger reeks of garlic, diesel, and savory musk. Not for the faint of heart, but absolutely beloved by terp hunters. The high is heavy and sedating, with a creeping body stone. This is a nighttime strain through and through. Dominant terpenes include pinene (pine forest aroma), caryophyllene (gasoline and pepper), limonene (citrus), myrcene (earthy body), humulene (woody hop notes), and linalool (subtle floral), creating that unmistakable savory, umami-forward profile.

Tasting notes

Bright lemon and sweet orange in, creamy vanilla and mint out.

Terpene profile

• LimoneneZesty citrus
• CaryophyllenePeppery spice
• MyrceneEarthy depth
• LinaloolFloral smoothness

Effects

Lifted but clear-headed, good any time · Send it

Notes

A bright, balanced hybrid that brings together citrus energy and creamy relaxation in one package. This cross combines Gelonade's uplifting lemon-tree brightness with Cold Heat's smooth, minty finish, creating a bold, layered strain with serious depth. Expect dense, frosty buds with vibrant greens and purple undertones, covered in resin. The high starts with an energetic, clear-headed lift that keeps you social and motivated, then settles into a heavy, full-body calm. The terpene profile leads with limonene (zesty citrus), caryophyllene (peppery spice), myrcene (earthy depth), and linalool (floral smoothness). Flavor-wise, you get bright lemon candy and sweet orange on the inhale, followed by creamy vanilla and subtle mint on the exhale, with a faint gas undertone. THC typically lands in the mid-20s, so this one is best for experienced users.

Tasting notes

Cereal and berries, creamy florals, diesel, chocolate, a gassy finish.

Terpene profile

• PineneFresh pine
• CaryophylleneWarm spice
• MyrceneEarthy herbal
• HumuleneWoody undertone
• LimoneneCitrus zest

Effects

Body-heavy, evening, off switch · A proper session

Notes

Named for its uncanny resemblance to the cereal, Crunch Berries delivers sweet berry flavors with a creamy, dessert-like finish. The high is indica-leaning that has slight couch-locking effects. Buds are typically dense and colorful, with purple hues and a thick frosting of trichomes. The terpene profile features pinene (fresh pine), caryophyllene (warm spice), myrcene (earthy herbal), humulene (woody undertones), and limonene (citrus zest), creating that distinctive OG-gas-meets-blueberry sweetness.

Tasting notes

Ripe pineapple, creamy guava and bright citrus, with a subtle touch of gas underneath.

Terpene profile

• LimoneneZesty citrus
• LinaloolSoft floral
• TerpinoleneUplifting energy

Effects

Clear-headed, social, daytime · A proper session

Notes

Pineapple Guava is a tropical, flavor-forward hybrid bursting with ripe pineapple, creamy guava, and bright citrus. Sweet fruit leads the profile with a subtle touch of gas underneath, creating a juicy, refreshing smoke with a smooth finish. Its effects are commonly described as uplifting, social, and mentally bright while keeping the body relaxed and comfortable.

Tasting notes

Herbal and spicy with intense citrus on the exhale. Skunky, sour, sharp.

Terpene profile

• MyrceneMusky, herbal
• CaryophyllenePeppery spice
• LimoneneCitrus lift
• PineneFresh pine

Effects

Clear-headed, social, daytime · A proper session

Notes

A legendary sativa that's been winning awards since the '90s for good reason. Super Silver Haze delivers clean, focused energy with a sharp, citrus-and-spice aroma that cuts through the room. The high is cerebral and long-lasting with a subtle body buzz that keeps you loose without dragging you down. The terpene profile is dominated by an unusually high amount of myrcene (42.1%), balanced by caryophyllene (17.5%) and limonene (10.7%), with pinene adding fresh pine notes. This unique combination creates the strain's signature energizing yet grounded effect.